From the "you had to be there" collection...

 An example of GAAP team providing the Tax team a Journal Entry...clearly SOX compliant.

 From the mouths of babes after spending a day (that was supposed to be a day off) with me at the office

 My Dad's cell phone number was posted on my board probably the first month or so I was working there...I could look up and see it every day, even now years after he is gone...but he is never really gone, is he?

The question my CFO asked me when I advised him that "management" needed to make a certain decision...I had no response because I was fairly sure that at his salary and level of responsibility, HE was management...all I wanted to say was "own it, dude".