Setting: The car on the way to take Macey to preschool
Macey: "Rachel says she's going to marry Alex."
Mom: "Really?"
Macey: "Yes. I told her that she probably won't because she's going to meet lots of boys in high school and first grade that she will want to marry."
Setting: The kids eating lunch at the table while I cut up seconds at the counter for Josh.
Daniel (whispering): "Say it."
Macey: "No!"
Daniel: "Say it!"
Macey: "Can I say it?"
Mom (wondering how this is going to play out): "What?"
Macey: "Ass."
Daniel (loud): "She said a bad word! She said a bad word!"
Macey: "I said it as an example. Then its not a bad word. Right Mommy?"
Mom: "Um, right."
Setting: Me making drinks (ice water) for dinner.
Josh goes to the cabinet, retrieves a cup, walks across the room to me and says: "Bah hidf mmfdid nfdfo ehrei hsidhis" and handing me an empty sippy cup.
Translation: "Mom, I'd like some water too, please."
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